2 definitions by jam1234567890

man saggers

A term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.

Bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on ginass day and night like a turd monkey.
Alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
Bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!

by jam1234567890 February 19, 2010

handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).

I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.

by jam1234567890 February 13, 2014