Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

Zombie Apocalypse 2020

= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations

4. Delirium

5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.

Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o

"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie

by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020

zombey

Zombey Is a nice german youtuber who makes great content u really should check him out he’s nice

Hey do u subribed to Zombey?
No who is that stupid dude
Ur dead to me!

by Banana boii December 9, 2020

Zombie Bama'

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

by Komoris May 5, 2021

Radio-Zombie

Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.

Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-

by I'mJustNobodyJustMeOkGoAway September 20, 2010

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS)

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS), a type of social disorder, is a potentially disabling condition. People with TZS are plagued by an assortment of unpleasant symptoms that cause the afflicted to resemble the walking deceased. The social and professional ramifications of TZS can range from ruined business opportunities to damaged friendships and inappropriate altercations with strangers.

Symptoms:

- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue

Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.

The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.

Travel-Zombie Syndrome (TZS)

Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."

Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"

by ZombieDoc October 14, 2012