Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 10, 2022

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

by urban.ass March 02, 2024

Why Is Food Good

Because it is

BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question

by Killin Hitman May 07, 2021

why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW

Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...

by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024