van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

Andrew van auken

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang

Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken

by Allah the third March 25, 2025

National Vans day

Everybody should wear vans on August 30, to celebrate national vans day💙

Hey what shoes are you wearing tomorrow ? Vans for national vans day!!

by journeyfaiyaz August 29, 2021

Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017

Van jr

Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧

OMG is that van jr sexy HATD cock daddy!?

by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022

Van

Van is a guy who everybody loves! They stand out from the crowd, and have a way of making everybody laugh.

They often have problems going on inside of their heads, and although they’re not good at hiding something that is bothering them, they usually do not like to share.

Vans are one of the most loyal people, and they can be very trusting if you prove to be worth their time. This is due to issues with their family lives.

A van with green eyes is one of the rarest sights to come across, but one of the best.

Derek: Woah have you seen the new guy? He is awesome!
Sally: Yeah, he’s a total van!

by monkeyboythe2nd June 24, 2019