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van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.
Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.
by thecan April 11, 2021
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Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast
person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
by poopy cum December 27, 2021
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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van dielen

Van Dielen
If you ever come across someone with the last name Van Dielen then your in luck. They are they are the most funniest crazy loudest people ever and have a ginormous heart. These people will always make you laugh and always have something fun in mind. There so exciting and super fun to hangout with. you should definitely never let them go because your life will be a bore without them. In other words they put piazzas in your life. Van Dielens ROCK!
by bbygirlabril7 April 7, 2022
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White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
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Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
by Bivop July 28, 2016
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van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch
When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way
by Van peng November 23, 2021
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