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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)
Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.
by c coop September 30, 2025
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unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.
"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
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