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fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020
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Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
by KitTurd June 19, 2023
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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
by Big Lex May 25, 2014
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jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017
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stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio
*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay
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Drunken turtle

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.
by Dan I am February 5, 2010
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scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.
man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now
by anonymous551 May 18, 2015
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