Soul Troll

An attractive Afro-American woman at a nightclub on the prowl looking for a man.

Dude, check out that hot Soul Troll at the end of the bar! I'd like to bust a nutt on that booty!

by Paulyoverder August 30, 2013

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

troll bride

Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.

Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:

*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.

Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?

She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.

What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.

by ThatEvilRedhead October 4, 2011

Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

infectious troll

A young male usually named Caleb who hands out herpes like raffle tickets. Has the alour of black rotted teeth and being a ginger kid. Basically a worthless person who has to depend on his girlfriend for money. A absolute failure at life

Have you met Caleb he's such a infectious troll. He should be the Valtrex poster boy but they wanted someone with teeth.

by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022

Troll physics

sciense of troll

step one: cover your self in oil
step two: wait for rain
step three : walk out
step four: f̵̧̡̝̮̙̳̩͓̤̣̊͆̀̎̾̈́̿̆̄̏̈́̉̾̾͒͊l̴̢̟̞͖̻̑͆̾̄͘y̵̨̛̛̗̱̮̝̻̼͒̀͂͛̆͘͜͝͝͠
Troll physics bitch

by mexicanfoxnigga April 14, 2021

Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.

Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "

by Sparky347 July 21, 2011