Care Troll 

A care troll is a troll that comes onto a thread and posts an absolutely outrages, "HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS THING, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT SOMEONE COULD GET HURT??" kind of message. They are usually verbally abusive toward other people.

"SHUT UP YOU F***TARDS HE IS TRYING HIS HARDEST FOR FREE AND YOU'RE ALL BEING DEMANDING OF HIM. GO HOME AND KILL YOURSELVES THANKS" - Care Troll Comment

Care Troll by Roundaround January 25, 2014

Vocab Troll 

A way of trolling in which you use difficult, long and not commonly known words to confuse or annoy someone.

Dude, I vocab trolled this kid and he had no idea what I was talking about.

Vocab Troll by paspaspas November 16, 2014

Sour Patch Troll 

It's somebody who trolls on a forum or website, but then later apologizes for their actions and moves along to a different place to do it again. First they're sour, then they're sweet, then they repeat.

The sour patch troll made an obscene post on the forum, but later apologized for it.

Sour Patch Troll by Leetfaction December 9, 2010

Pep Rally/Fest Troll 

That one brave soul who, instead of running with his or her tail between his or her legs, tries their hardest to ruin the damnable congregation.

A Pep Troll may do one or more of the following:

- Play rap, metal, funeral marches, or some other situationally inappropriate song on a boombox/stereo.
- Blow an airhorn incessantly.
- Throw shit (metaphorically).
- Throw shit (literally).
- Release mice or other small animals. Bonus points are awarded if birds are used and/or if someone gets bitten.

Only the most amazing individual can completely derail the pep rally. If you know one of these heroes, show them your appreciation for their courage by buying them lunch.

*pep fest occurs*

*Pep Rally/Fest Troll pisses on the person sitting in front of himself/herself*

Pep Rally/Fest Troll by You're bestest friend ever June 25, 2013

Emma the Troll 

Emma Mary Ann McMunagle, she often spends her time drinking wine and moaning loudly while eating any goats that dare cross her bridge

Look out when crossing that bridge or Emma the Troll might get you.

Emma the Troll by Culv May 20, 2009

Connex Troll 

A term largely used by soldiers in Iraq to describe someone who spends the majority of their time in a Connex. The Connex Troll is gerneraly extremenly protective of the contents inside the connex and is angered easily. The Connex Troll is usually very lax in his personal hygene due to the extreme heat inside the connex. When entering a connex guarded by a Connex Troll use caution. Connex Trolls are very territorial and their reaction to an intruders presence can be violent and unsafe.

That Connex Troll sure got mad when I asked him for a part.

The Connex Troll yelled at me for just walking by.

That guy never leaves the FOB all he does is stay in his connex.

Connex Troll by Beau Brough May 1, 2008

River Troll 

A derogatory term used to describe people with swine flu.

"Look over there! Jeeve's is a River Troll!"

River Troll by River Troll May 24, 2009