giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

by thefriskyfrisky April 19, 2020

phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.

I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.

by Imnotdumbsilly May 29, 2020

Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

Then I boned her

The act of boning

Lauren was in the door, then I boned her

by Gkahshdbd January 24, 2018

Webbing her up

It's when you cum all over the girl you're having sex with like Spider-Man

Friend 1: Hey, man how did the part go last night?

Friend 2: It was awesome! I was webbing her up!

Friend 1: Who?

Friend 2: Selina

Friend 1: No way!

by Danny go November 14, 2021

Porkin' Her Nasty

To fuck the shit out of her. It's mindblowing sex. The visual image is typically doggy and the woman is screaming and the man is panting. Hardcore porking

Ryan: So last night I was porkin' her nasty right

by The GentIeman February 28, 2011

shut her down

To simply shut it off, to stop what ur doing if shit gets crazy

Blyth: Hits power band on YZ125 and bout loops it. Me: wooo shut her down!

by fastergaster February 20, 2019