not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.

John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms

by BoredBenny September 5, 2017

Finger Rolled

The act of getting fucked over for a position or during a transaction

I think my boss just finger rolled me over that full time position I applied for.

by T.A. Baracus October 17, 2018

mouth-finger

1. noun: Slang; Synonym for the tongue.

John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.

by JoeNathan Coatez September 9, 2010

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016