Food Transplant

After getting a stomach or intestines transplant, you have a feeling you have to poo.

You go to the toilet and poop out another person's poop.

I must have gotten a food transplant, because I had to use the restroom after eating nothing for the past 48 hours.

by Katelyn Herbert Sydenthong XV April 4, 2011

Food Coloring

An eloquent term for burned food.

-Hey man, you burned the Bejesus out of this toast!
-That's not char, thats food coloring!

by OneForDaMoneyTwoForDaShow May 5, 2010

reality food

Anything used by reality tv shows to catch the easily entertained viewer's eye. Always occurs in previews of the season for a new lame reality show that people will become sucked into or during a preview for the next episode that a viewer has been hooked like a fish. The viewer can't help themselves when they are relatively easy prey for low budget reality shows. Its quite simple, a reality show merely shows in some type of preview two people fighting each other, people going down on one another secretively, people getting their swears bleeped out to one another as they ramble on hysterically making little to no sense while still throwing up their arms and yelling nonsense. But this method of catching viewer's attention always has the one moment that will happen every single time during a season of a reality tv show. They show someone getting taken off in an ambulance . For some reason this hooks the viewer more than anything else. Once extreme damage is perceived to happen than viewers have no choice but to waste meaningless time in their lives to watch "reality."

"Hey did u see the preview for the new real world season."

"Yeah it looks lame."

"But dude, someone gets taken off in a ambulence!"

"Whoah! Now i have to watch it!"

"I just can't wait to eat up that reality food."

by Neptune's Bounty April 5, 2009

Gamer's Food

Usually is either a Coke (classic), or Mountain Dew with Doritoes, or Snack cakes.

"I'm gonna go get me a coke and some doritoes."
"Now you're eating Gamer's Food? What's next? Moocher's Food?"

by HadezTheDark July 4, 2008

Food Selfie

The act of taking a photo of enticingly good food.

I took a food selfie of my plate and the posted it on Yelp.

by clappr February 27, 2015

food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

food fuck

The almost sexual pleasure derived from tasting every molecule in food that you love to eat.

This delectable Snickers bar is giving me a food fuck .

by mong returns November 25, 2017