When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.
During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
by Dsky171 December 09, 2010
The male version of badonkadonk; a guy with a big ass and thighs. Originally used by Tim McCarver to describe a power pitcher during a baseball broadcast, now useful to point out a bhm with the junk in the trunk to go deep.
The Dodgers' Jonathan Broxton throws hard; he has a lot of drop and drive.
Look at that foine man over there!
Yeah, girl, he got a little drop and drive.
Look at that foine man over there!
Yeah, girl, he got a little drop and drive.
by Mercy April 11, 2010
When you’re crouched down in a public place with your cock in your hand out of your shorts having a much needed and deserved ‘Johnny Cash’ only to find out some pervert is taking photos of your one-eyed gopher
by Stitched up September 01, 2019
Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.
by Murder Junkies April 02, 2011
by Flatulent one July 27, 2012
i just dropped a pallet in the bathroom and i feel great. where is pete? he is dropping a pallet in the bathroom.
by ralphingoliver June 03, 2011
The water that splashes on your asshole when a large crap falls from the water to the water in the toilet.
"Man, my asshole is so wet, no not from being ass-raped, its from the dribble-drops that splashed on my ass."
by Gromps March 29, 2008