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Goblin time

Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.
This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time
by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022
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jew time

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.
Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.
by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005
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dead time

Coined by Paranormal State, dead time is the time when (apparently) spirits, ghosts, and other paranormal things are most active and apparent to the human world. Dead time is 3am.
My friend and I got so scared last night, we stayed up until dead time and we swear we heard a ghost.
by paranormal July 9, 2009
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Jamaican time

When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.
Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"

Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"

Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
by Rick Slender November 17, 2006
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Adventure Time

One of the most uniquely awesome shows ever. Consists of a young teenage boy named Finn, and his dog Jake... Finn is the only known human left in the world (Until he finds this old man who ends up fixing Beemo... He is ALSO human.... SPOILERS!!) Finn and Jake go on really cool adventures, and unlike all the OTHER dumbass little kid's shows, they never get scared that often unless it's really that SCARY. Which it never is.

Finn is brave, and funny; a little quirky, but he's the kind of dude I'd definitely date.
Jake is crazy yet cool, and very daring. Luckily, he has Finn to save him at his stupid moments. But most of the time, they're both smart.
"Dude, we should watch that new episode of Adventure Time.."
"Nahh, I'm really hungry.. Haven't eaten for about a week... You know what... OH WELL.. We're watching it anyways!!"
by MarinaLover January 20, 2015
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hard time

Prison-sentence, jail-time.
Murder's gonna get you 25 years hard time.
by The Djudge August 16, 2007
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Demon Time

Being horny after 12 clock. Indicating to a female that you’re horny by saying “its demon time.”
Him: “Its Demon Time”
Her: What does that mean?
Him: basically the same thing hing that means “i’m horny” but without actually saying that.
by TOP4 May 28, 2020
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