van Zanten

The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.

The “van Zanten’s” are at the party!

Oh, have you heard about one of the “van Zanten’s”?

by user1246273663735736367 December 3, 2021

White Van

A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.

Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy

White van dude: hey kids want some candy

by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020

Van

Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.

Van is a quality guy.

by BigDaddyBrandon June 6, 2019

Van Camp's

Van Camp's is an American brand of canned bean products currently owned by ConAgra Foods, Inc. Their products typically consist of beans stewed in a flavored sauce

In 1983, the brand passed to the Quaker Oats Company when it purchased Stokely-Van Camp. Quaker Oats sold Van Camp's to ConAgra in 1995.

by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.

Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.

by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020