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pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.
Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.
by brickeycrow November 24, 2017
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pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.
It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.
by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016
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mental pimp

Someone who mentally rapes you or allows others to mentally rape you for exchange of goods, power, or other gains in their favor.
That mental pimp has been helping others mentally rape me for his own gain and pleasure.
by Katriel January 30, 2017
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pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face
1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up
by Breasttaco May 14, 2014
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morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.
She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.
by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018
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Pimp B

Basically the best to do it thus far. By far the most underrated Pimp to do it. He can trick you out your panties or "finesse" you out your money .
I will put you on Pimp B`s market.

Pimp B the girl then.
by PhilosophyPimp April 27, 2017
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Pimp Zaddy

Me
by PimpZaddyT September 25, 2021
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