Kevin Baconning

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.


by Jackson Wu. November 15, 2008
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Filthy Kevin

Bro that filthy Kevin had me so fucked up last night, I woke up halfway across nassau county wearing only a cowboy hat and my nikes
by Lilwaynefan101 October 23, 2019
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kevin stewart

pimple poluted forehead no one likes the guy
hey want to invite kevin stewart to the party no he is super dumb
by fat black baby June 06, 2017
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kevin noel

A man with a great set of hair and a massive dong
She had to get a wheelchair after having a night with Kevin Noel but damn the man has great hair
by Sparky Mcbigdick February 15, 2014
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kevin durant

Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant I just pee my pant
Bob: Kevin Durant
Fred: Kevin Durant
Sharon: *dies of old age*
by Large cranium neanderthal March 17, 2020
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Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart is a comedian often known for his ordinary and predictable jokes.

Pulling a Kevin Hart is thinking you're very funny and outstanding while telling some sort of ordinary, unfunny joke.
Person 1: My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church now.

Person 2: Kevin Hart is in the building!
by Alfrod June 10, 2019
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kevin rudd

Sneaky politician, tries to hard to be politically correct before the up-coming election.

i.e: agreeing with everything John Howard say's of late to keep out of any contraversey.

Kevin Rudd is the federal labour leader of Australia and is therefore dictated strongly by the corrupt Workers Union, a labour federal government will destroy Australia and it's economy as we know it.
Boss of a company: Jim I think you've got the job, well done!
Jim: Gee whilickers! thanks boss!
Union: Jim deserves to earn more money, the boss has to much money.
Kevin Rudd: Yes master..
Union: The boss is the enemy! they create the jobs for the workers but they should pay higher wages and become broke!
Kevin Rudd: Yes master whatever you say master..
Union: The boss' will pay higher wages until they are broke! then we have won!
Kevin Rudd: But if there are no boss' where will Australia's jobs come from?
Union: SILENCE
Kevin Rudd: Yes master..The boss is the enemy master..
by DeMoNiCNdLuCeFeRiC August 17, 2007
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