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Don't forget to bring a towel!

Something much more than a "random saying"
Used as common slang among reefers
Made popular first heard by Towlie episode 8 season 5
by towlie:D October 21, 2009
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I Don't Want to Clean

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011
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I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."
When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.
by WV transplant May 10, 2012
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I don't give a buck

inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"
hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"
by Saaskii November 2, 2009
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What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even
by Duke R Pennett March 11, 2010
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Don't come to school tomorrow

Super edgy kid: Don't come to school tomorrow!
Me: well f*ck everyone gonna die tomorrow.
by Sandy hook shooter April 24, 2017
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Don't Destroy Dick December

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!
by thewallbro2a December 1, 2019
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