Ape juice

Its just apes pee they drink, even they put there food in it, they pee in other apes, and yeah

Guy 1: hey bro some apes eating ape juice
Guy 2: yo you are good
Guy 1: No look
Guy 2: oh my -barfs-

by Sukc August 23, 2021

Ape

Someone who acts in a goofy way and with slight stupidity, quite Neanderthal.
goofball, primitive, buffoon

Female version: Wape

Girlfriend: Stop you’re embarrassing me on this date, you are such an ape.
Boyfriend: I’m pretty sure you are being the Wape over here.

by The fab mysterious apez January 1, 2023

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

ape-rehension

The English skills of an ape

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension

by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Ap

cutest ever, my soulmate, the absolute love of my life.

His charm is too extreme to resist, he's such an Ap!

by pretentiousass November 24, 2021

AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school

1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die

by Average High School Student December 8, 2021