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The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
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Pee From Butt

Pee From Butt (adjective) or as its commonly referred to PFB is when the consistency of your poop is that of liquid & escapes your butt with a flow similar to pee. PFB can sometimes be proceeded by cramping and discomfort.
"That Italian food last night was killer and I woke up this morning with PFB". "The salad I just ate sure cleansed the colon and gave me mad pee from butt".
by PoPnDaCriStaL August 22, 2011
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Pee Pot Pie

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.
Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."
by MDE4days December 5, 2010
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see and pee-er

A person who leaves unoriginal, generic or impersonal comments on MySpace by just copy and pasting (C and P) picture codes and others alike on to the page.
Shelby, a classic see and pee-er, spent hours looking through dozens of websites for picture codes to wish her MySpace friends a "Happy Hump Day."
by Biggest Jim August 4, 2007
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Pee wee ellis

Arguably the best funk saxophonist in the world,Band leader of the JB's for 4 years,Writer of the chicken and close friend to Fred Wesley.
"Blow,Pee Wee!"
"Pee Wee Ellis is DAMN Funky!"
by Adam Nolan September 22, 2007
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pee poo fart

by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021
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snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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