Crap Vessel

An insecure woman's definition of an ass

I hate that people love asses!!!!! They're just Crap Vessels!

by KyletheMiller November 1, 2006

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

Crap and Shitney

Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.

Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.

by why are russian girls so cute August 22, 2025

crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023