The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.
Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
by Alekatie June 23, 2010
A moist fart that seems to creep out of your butt-cheeks like a bubble. Often feels like it lurks in the crack for a few moments.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down
Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.
by Teninch Tool July 29, 2008
One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.
by Dave Beyer June 05, 2006
by Anton Chigurh January 02, 2009
by Faranna November 13, 2007
An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
by Ryan Thompson January 16, 2004