The “Long Text”

The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.

I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.

by Christocoop November 8, 2017

Preemptive Text

n. A text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.

Phil - "Hey guys, we're about to go to Joe's house."
Zeek - "Does Joe know this, or are we just going to show up?"
Phil - "Yeah he knows. I sent him a preemptive text."

Jason - "Wanna' go to Steve's?"
Ralph - "Sure, but let him know or he won't answer the door."
Jason - "One preemptive text, coming up!"

by Stickboy142 August 16, 2011

tommy text

A name given to someone who never stops texting. Usually this person is whipped for a girl or guy and is afraid that by not talking to them for the last 15 seconds their true love will get pissed off and dump them. Person is also usually a huge douche bag!

Can also be used as "tommy text"

"Tommy text Mikel over there never stops texting, even though we are in the middle of a baseball game!"

by Rhett aka Face November 25, 2007

Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012

Paige Text

The act of sending your friend's ex girlfriend/boyfriend an angry/insulting text in response to the break up that recently occured.

Friend that got dumped: "My girlfriend just broke up with me and she is being a total psycho bitch."

Other Friend: "Do you need me to Paige Text that nigga?"

by Rae_Callaway September 3, 2016

im sorry mods im testing the blue text

“text”
*text*
‘text’
<text>
-text-

what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy

by drewhateclub January 15, 2023

birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009