Sympathy blow

When some one is sad or you did something to someone and then you give them a blow job to make up for it(creds to abria)

"MY bf was mad at me so I gave him a sympathy blow."

by anonymous August 5, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of an unorthodox point of view that cannot be proven or disproven.

"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of a complex unorthodox point of view that cannot be disproven nor proven

"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

symphalis

When a government dependent economy becomes so desperate that the system resembles that of an incurable disease.

Symphalis is no form of progression.

by Burythepipe August 12, 2022

Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022

sampsonsyndrome

When a crafty women makes a strong man become sick

The Dr. Told the man his illness was sampsonsyndrome caused by his wife.

by Will Sonnet August 21, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022