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Swag Surgery

When your rolling a blunt and you accidentally tear it or mess it up, you use papers or other layers of the blunt to patch up the tear.
"Yo roddy just fucked up that blunt man, you might need to pull some Swag Surgery so we can smoke this!"
by TheSwagSurgeon August 20, 2011
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Goat Swag

When you have the swag of a goat
Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !
by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011
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Swag Fag

An athletic douche who wears alot of name brands like Nike Puma etc. They alweays think there better than everyone and will pick on you if they dont like how you play sports.
Me:*throws ball*
Sam: Nice shot.

Swag Fag: No that wasnt you missed and you alweays miss you dick.
by spiceymonkie April 17, 2014
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Swag Slap

It is when you write swag on one of your hands and slap the shit out of someone
guy 1: Yo Jimmy I'm gonna Swag Slap you

Jimmy: bring it mofo
by jswag95 November 29, 2011
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Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!
by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011
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Swag Soccer

Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.

Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.
Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.
by PACOLONR July 4, 2010
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Swag It Out

'swagging it out' is the action of recovering from an awkward/embarrassing situation with style.

Like when you are going to pass someone in the corridor and you both go to go the same way and you end up dancing like a retard with them so you actually start to do a real dance as if you meant to in the first place.

Or when you fall over by accident but then 'swag it out' by doing a commando roll on the floor, swiftly rising back up and walking off feeling epic.

Usually 'swagging it out' will result in people laughing at you and thinking you are a complete faggot for not accepting your fail.

Some people however, think that 'swagging it out' is really awesome as you are denying the world of your fail, you will not abide by the system and accept your fail, you will own the day and control your future.
Person 1: The other day i fell down the stairs but halfway falling i turned it into a roll so it looked like i just did an epic roll down the stairs and then walked off feeling like a boss.

Person 2: damn, you really know how to Swag It Out.
by DanRogue June 24, 2014
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