soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Soft McGinley

THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT

Omg. I pulled a "SOFT MCGINLEY!" Just woke up next to a hooker. I was gkd up. Headed home now

by PSTETT April 22, 2024

soft hippie

Soft hippie bois wear tye dye almost all the time listens to hippie and soft Boi music. Their style switches from soft Boi to hippie in less than a minute. Otherwise known as a milo

Milo is such a soft hippie I can’t even.

by Milooo October 06, 2019

Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.

My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!

by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021

Soft Tooth

A person with teeth made out of mini marshmallows

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth

by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020