Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.

Last year we had a soft-box christmas.

by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023

soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

by villiandeku November 12, 2023

soft lowercase f

Soft Lowercase F is the best person to ever deserved by her pet, Jae. She shall win all awards and be the number one!

Person 1: Ever heard of Soft Lowercase F?
Person 2: Uh, yea?
Person 1: She really makes good content! You should subscribe to her in YT!
Person 2: Okie Dokie!

by CoroTheCatto December 3, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 9, 2022