Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.

In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.

by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 September 16, 2015

Slam and jam

When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.

Bd and cool: trashed

Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.

by Air conditioner April 19, 2016

Slamming pussy

Used to describe some sweet pussy that will have you slamming your balls against it, or balls deep inside.

person 1: how’d ur date with Ari go?
person 2: bro she had some slamming pussy, i was balls deep in her.

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel July 16, 2024

Slam Pig

A 5'2 girl from Toms River with black hair and freckles who's name usually starts with an A or an M and gets railed night in and night out.

Hey did you see whore at the hotel this weekend that kept walking in and out with a different guy? She was a real slam pig.

by Leprechaun 2020... March 10, 2020

Slam pig

A girl you fuck only as a last resort.

I was drunk and out of options so I went over to Krystal’s, she’s just a slam pig.

by Jack Attack is Wack September 04, 2019

slam pig

a girl or woman that has sex with anyone and anything. very easy to sleep with. associated with trash, slut, whore.

When my ex and i broke up she turned into a real slam pig!
(to a woman) "get bent you nasty slam pig"!

by cians mom December 23, 2015