The act of delivering a rimjob to a relatively unclean anus, then licking your hand and stroking the shaft of your partner while whispering pseudo Nazi Christian philosopy. This makes a funny sound while covering the dick in a brown slurry which looks like bad ronzoni pasta.
by Uncle boni November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty RonBoni mug.The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011
Get the rusty thumbtack mug.Related Words
rufty
• rufty-tufty
• rusty venture
• Rusty Trombone
• Rusty
• Rusty Nail
• rusty trumpet
• Rusty Fishhook
• rusty hook
• rusty spoon
The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.
by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011
Get the Rusty Necktie mug.don't wash your genitals for a week, then while you are having intercourse, the girl licks the cheese under your nuts.
by CARD44141121 March 27, 2011
Get the rusty pioneer mug.What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
by Samael11 October 10, 2012
Get the Rusty Sword Fight mug.When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
by Freezerguy December 4, 2013
Get the rusty trombone mug.by Frank kangaroo balls November 10, 2019
Get the Rusty mug.