android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.

The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.

by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Punch of lesbians

Group of lesbians. Just like a school or a pod of fish, a punch is the plural of a group of lesbians.

God all I want is to be surrounded by a punch of lesbians ☺️☺️ WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN GOAT CHEESE AND CANDLES

by Emma- July 3, 2020

Mother Punch

Somebody who likes to take most if not all anger out on his/her mother, due to the naked true that they like to suck dick for a hobby. Preferably Chad.

Chad likes to use all negative force towards one's mother. Mother Punch.

by JJED March 23, 2017