Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

Punch of lesbians

Group of lesbians. Just like a school or a pod of fish, a punch is the plural of a group of lesbians.

God all I want is to be surrounded by a punch of lesbians ☺️☺️ WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN GOAT CHEESE AND CANDLES

by Emma- July 3, 2020

Delaware Punch

Basically the same as a donkey punch except she's not surprised, and still bored with what's going on.

I tried a donkey punch on Gina the other day. It turned out to be a Delaware Punch. 😡

by startedwun May 20, 2017

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019