Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

coyote punch

The act of punching a female in the vagina.

This woman wouldn't stop arguing with me so I coyote punched her!

by Nigthfall May 28, 2017

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

pennington punch

When an extremely short, but fierce lady punches you in the throat suddenly and abruptly for no reason.

Kim have me the old Pennington Punch for annoying her.

by Becca 79 November 18, 2020