poonslide

The entrance of a woman's vagina when shes wet, in most cases used as an insult.

Roberts a poonslide for stealing my baked potato

Kim lost my motorola razr what a fuckin poonslide!

by M Style January 2, 2007

poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

Poonstache

The pubic hair that sticks out the side of a womans bathing suit or underwear.

What is taking Tina so long to get her bathing suit on?",... "She is in the bathroom trimming her poonstache so she looks presentable

by Rooaddss July 26, 2010

Poonslayer

A goth that sleeps with as many women / hookers as possible. Usually hookers to be honest.

Yeah mate, your really are a poonslayer

by MrYoungs December 27, 2019

Poofsplosion

the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.

"POOFSPLOSION!"
"Ahh! He's sucking Frankie into his fro!"

by AlleyCee July 27, 2005

poods.is.daddy

The best memer around. Go follow him 🅱️.

yo poods.is.daddy’s content is 🔥

by sub3pewdiepie5me March 2, 2019

cracky poofs

Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008