Poo Berry

The poop that sticks to a dog's butt.

You need to pull that poo berry off your dog.

by Poo Berry August 18, 2012

tinky poo

someone you love

your my tinky poo

by b&e November 8, 2013

Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.

Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.

by RainmanRob May 11, 2010

Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.

Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006