Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

Pillow

A soft item used for resting your head as you sleep OR you can cuddle with it. There are more options such as, crying into a pillow, screaming into a pillow, and talking to a pillow. || Pillows are just amazing! ||

Person 1: I love my pillow!
Person 2: Yes me too! I especially like cuddling with my pillow.
Person 1: I should try that sometime, but I usually talk with my pillow. My pillow is an amazing listener!

by ~ Tammy <3 ~ July 1, 2021

Poochy Pillow

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.

Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!

Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!

by Pepppaaa October 1, 2023

Pillow

A soft object often used to scream or cry into by programmers when encountering a merge conflict.

He used his pillow yesterday

by Absolute Narwhal September 3, 2023

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020