Penis Moment

when the sus is imposter

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"

by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

Penis pills

A pill to make yo dick shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 18, 2015

penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.

Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!

by curry_indian November 21, 2019

Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

Penis grabber

At when you grab a penis

Brandon is a penis grabber

by Thicc papa 101 November 7, 2019