The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.
I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.
by the moo February 13, 2007
Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
by Artlife September 06, 2018
Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.
by pugmug July 12, 2011
1. When you use an iron to dry your underwear, the iron turns excess water into steam and lifts it away into the air, leaving the underwear warm and fluffy. Like a bunny, but in your pants. A pants bunny.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)
2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.
(taken from a story by Jay Barnes)
2. One who likes being in someone's pants. My boyfriend's nickname for me.
by Bela Rasmussen October 05, 2004
by Q September 29, 2003
by Sean Doyle January 06, 2008
by Ben from ramsgate May 05, 2006