When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
Get the brain beach mug.When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.
"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"
by dj bradford October 1, 2015
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by Delelelelelemariokart November 13, 2016
Get the Koopa Troopa Beach mug.When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
Get the Beach blowy mug.A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
Get the Newport Beach mug.A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.
by Beanose lover 2005 November 24, 2019
Get the Hailey Beach mug.The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
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