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noodle jaunt 

referring to a man's "shaft," if you will... a shaft so small that it closely resembles a noodle
"Yo LeKecia, Juan's dick is mad small! Shit bitch he got that noodle jaunt!"
noodle jaunt by barnnnn November 17, 2006
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noodle barf 

the taste you get when you eat noodles and burp
dude 1: you ok man?
dude 2: yeah i just got noodle barf
noodle barf by barfyourguts February 21, 2010

Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup 

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.
I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup
darryl wishearts butt fuzz
darryl your noobie is showing
noobie by d nice March 29, 2003
To take a nap after a long night usually to sleep off a hangover
"yo dude im so hungover i got rip a noodle real quick"
"man i wish i was noodling rather than plowing this cow"
noodle by kman898 November 20, 2009

Chicken Noodle Sandwitch

A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"
OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good