Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.

Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!

by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009

cap your bottle

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

by lieny December 26, 2008

All cap no facts

Cap, meaning fake or lies. No Facts, of course meaning no information.
This means that the person stating “all cap no facts” is saying you are lying, or being fake.

“You can turn into a dolphin? All cap no facts bro.”

by Goober_Hawthorne February 24, 2023

Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

cap full of tens

Someone is very attractive.

Woah! She's a cap full of tens!

by ashengaming August 2, 2021

Snow Capped Volcano

When a man pours a copious amount of cocaine on to a woman's butthole, the woman farts and the man attempts to snort the falling cocaine.

"Man after the bar i swung by Nicole's and did the snow capped volcano!"

by Slick-Rick-With-The-Stick January 15, 2020

getting capped off

the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.

John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.

by Willy B January 2, 2005