meat stick 

erect male penis

i hit will over the head with my meat stick because were gay

meat stick by pizza nipples April 17, 2009

meat beard 

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.

Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.

meat beard by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006

meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

meat closet by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Meat lovers pizza  

one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan

comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings

"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"

or

friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"

person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"

Meat lovers pizza by schaft February 29, 2008

Meat Slammer

The act of pounding a dildo into an ass with your dick.

Russo's Meat Slammer was so hard it almost killed Josh!

Meat Slammer by PMES December 19, 2009

meat gazing 

The act of looking at a mans package. Staring at a mans penis.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom and caught a guy meat gazing. Stop meat gazing you fn homo.

meat gazing by Luckylon May 22, 2011

Meat Doctor 

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

Meat Doctor by SkumVilla December 11, 2013