matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Dan Mason

A pissflap

“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”

by Usvslahshshs February 11, 2023

Mason

Is usually a big nigga

I see a big nigga his name must be mason

by Vertyyourmom August 13, 2022

Teaerica Mason

Pronounced Tea-Erica, MAson. Not the 1 or the 2. Not to be played with. Try Jesus, not Teaerica Mason. Not here for the bullshit.

Teaerica Mason will not be played with.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mason

The name of the FUCKING cunt that played me - N

"How's you and Mason going?"
"I ghosted him, that motherfucker played me"
"Well deserved"

by Vae<3 February 1, 2023

Mason Nolyn Duran

A smoking motherfucker who is starting to get muscles and is proud of it. He is very nice and a good friend.

I want to date mason nolyn duran.

by mduran5 November 17, 2019

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025