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Bully jordan day

September 2, Bully anyone you know named jordan
by gayassmichael September 1, 2020
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Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is
"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
by hrhsher March 20, 2023
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michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
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Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.
Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.
by Eskils April 4, 2021
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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
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Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)
The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.
by Glide08 July 11, 2016
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I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
by troublebbyy September 21, 2019
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