About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
Get the Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sexmug. A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021
Get the Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Facemug. That gurl must be a "Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)"(T-Nutty) she is just to damn cool for words she is out of this world!
by zodiefreak October 17, 2008
Get the Tiffany Nutt Johnson (T-Nutty)mug. pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
Get the Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2mug. (Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"
by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018
Get the Lee Johnsonmug. by Some random teen kid April 20, 2018
Get the vincent johnsonmug. An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.
S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis
S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis
Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.
by wlofa August 12, 2025
Get the SC Johnsonmug.