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brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.
"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!
by jemhunter December 25, 2008
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sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.
I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.
by Katy B. December 7, 2006
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bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 27, 2011
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jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.
Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 22, 2009
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Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack
Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever
by Killafox06 September 29, 2011
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Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 8, 2010
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