shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Shit Trippin

The term used when someone consumes ecstasy and ex-lax and during the peak takes a shit.

As seen on the webcomic Ben Bongin

Ben: I was shit trippin last night.

Buddy: What's that?

Ben: You take ecstasy & ex-Lax, and have the best shit of your life!

Buddy: That is disgusting. I gotta try it.

by JuniorStoner March 3, 2011

Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.

Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!

by gw376 December 17, 2012

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013

Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

by randumnumber May 2, 2011

shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

Comer shit

When a Guy has Saggy Pants and from Behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.

Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He's got a Comer Shit!

by Big Dog Drake April 20, 2018