by Good Pockets March 13, 2017
1) when a guy's girlfriend and her child move into the guy's house, he has a ready-made family.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.
2) much like the "just add water" directions for making food, for a ready-made family once they move in, you just add rum.
by daddy dub November 10, 2006
The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.
by Epicazam27 February 15, 2017
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by Shuaman August 21, 2020
When someone says this to you, it means they either have a total crush on you, because you are so hot, or that they need to talk about something important, such as, oh I don't know, breakup, children, marriage, eating healthy, you name it!
Boyfriend:'Hey babe, just came to say hello.'
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
by DelaneyMayMay March 27, 2015