Male Fail

When a man or men fail to prevent bad things from happening and they absolutely could've done something about it.

Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.

by Publius0987 October 5, 2025

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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

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Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.

He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.

by RubyD August 25, 2025

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Epic Fail

To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011

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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018

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the failed pullouts

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌

I wish I had the failed pullouts with me rn:(

by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021

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