Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
Get the I think I wanna marry youmug. Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."
One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.
Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.
Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.
Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.
Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.
by hatebigcorp November 18, 2009
Get the I don't disagree with youmug. Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011
Get the i can't even with youmug. by urbandmvlegend April 29, 2020
Get the I was checking on youmug. What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives
by Buddy Bestie September 9, 2023
Get the I can see you from behindmug. This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)
by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016
Get the Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ringmug. by Davtam November 19, 2017
Get the i want to stuff youmug.