Skip to main content

Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.
My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
mugGet the ain'tient history mug.

history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
mugGet the history lizard mug.

Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
mugGet the Canada's history mug.

Be history

used to indicate imminent departure, dismissal, or death
"an inch either way and you'd be history"
by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025
mugGet the Be history mug.

history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021
mugGet the history mug.

CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022
mugGet the CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email