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canada's history 

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.
I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.
canada's history by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
Canada's History by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010

Canada's History 

When in doubt, blame Canada.
If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
Canada's History by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
Canada's History by bilch83 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
Canada's History by Report February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.