Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.

The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.

by snarkandawe February 05, 2010

Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.

I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History

by Bachmelle February 05, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 05, 2010

Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 05, 2010

Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.

That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History

by fattunesy February 05, 2010

canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 05, 2010

Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 05, 2010