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history lizard

“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.
The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.
by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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History Demolition

The same people that want Confederate statues removed are the ones that want neighborhoods gentrified no matter what the residents of the neighborhood look like. They only see green dollar signs in what they tear down, not in what shade of skin the residents have.
No matter how much history demolition has happened, history does live on in the people, long after their buildings or houses burn or get by a wrecking ball.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.
Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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